Chinese Can't Play Football
in the interests of brevity, this entry will not cover the numerous downfalls of the chinese dynasty nor any of the opium-smokin, daughter-wagerin habits we are so infamously attributed with.
to those who are objective and brutal enough to accept it -chinese can't play football.
sure we have a coupla sun jihais and hao haidongs at the highest level but there is somethin really, really ugly and hateful about the way chinese people play football at a non-professional level. whether the man in question is a mainlander proper, a hong kong chink, a malaysian chink (like me) or any other chink derivative who ever held a bowl of fuckin rice, nothin nice can be said about the quality of football we generally display.
perhaps it's because we aren't blessed with a footballin brain like europeans nor the technical gifts of nippy asians. as such, the game always becomes a wrestlin competition or worse, a field for chinese pride to manifest itself with every other player threatenin to call his "gang" when perceived to be unfairly tackled.
on saturday i went to warwick to play football for sheffield's chinese society as they ain't got enough men. it was called the warwick hong kong society football tournament. it sucked like the vacuum lips of a hungry whore. in every game, there were never more than five passes strung consecutively. 80% of play is done in midfield playin head tennis with the football. the remainin 20% is spent chasin loose balls due to inept and stray passes. worst still, in about every four seconds or so, you get to witness a player hackin the legs of another. fuckin chop, slice, hammer and debone like in an abattoir. fuckin butchery. everyone was bleedin bleedin. the beautiful game was reduced to a WWII amputational clinic camp. this was truly the case when you see them walk off the pitch at the whistle. bandaged, plastered and with blood gushin out from each part of the anatomy, as they hobbled along to find their missin limbs. then you'd hear the customary cry of the correspondin soldier's girlfriend,
"wahhh.. alan ah... hou MAN ahhh..."
this is translated as "wow alan, you are so macho". i can really cry when i hear this.
needless to say, i will never play football in an entirely chinese-participated tournament again. ever. not even after the piece of flesh on my arse has grown back after the tackles.
and one last thing, CHISOC can SOC my COC.
ciao.
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noun:
1. Strongly condemnatory or abusive language or utterance.
2. The condition of disgrace suffered as a result of public blame, abuse, or condemnation; ill repute.
"Dismiss this entry as hateful obliquy if you will but you do so in grave omission for it speaks a truth nobody wants to hear."
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And I thought it was just a Penang thing, you know. Where football is merely foreplay to the actual sport of 'helmet-swinging, see-who-can-call-more-people, you-stepped-on-my-tai lo-so-i'm gonna have to mutilate-your-face' that precedes it afterwards. :D
YES, for the very reasons expounded by the author, I (a chinese) would have to say we SUCK at this game. I've been playing football since I could run (around 3 or so) and after 20 years in the sport, the biggest achievement I've done was tearing the anterior cruciate ligaments of BOTH knees while captaining my college team to footballing doom and crashing out of the semi's in style.
Football or soccer some of you might call it.. it's a game. It's a bunch of guys fighting for a ball.
NOW do you see anything wrong here?
Whatever it is SHAOLIN SOCCER ROCKS!!
I could've told you 'bout them damn Hongkies. I played for the Edinburgh Far East Soc years ago in a Scots Chinese Tourney and they were f--king mental. Good thing I didn't get stamped on while I was in goal... But their girls were hot.
CWJ
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