The Creation Of A Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

-Author unknown

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Word Of The Wolf today is eschew \es-CHOO\,

transitive verb:

To shun; to avoid (as something wrong or distasteful).

"Many would dismiss this entry as tastelessly dirty but the light-hearted would not be so quick to eschew my literature."

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Eschew comes from Old French eschiver, ultimately of Germanic origin.