7 Online Freebies (Issue I)

as a result of recent unprecented online time, i've tracked some verified or verifiable freebies on the internet available to my UK readers. if you find these deals bangin, do leave a comment and i may decide to make this a regular feature on the site. you can thank me by clickin on the google ads or better yet, buy somethin off the amazon links. by the whore of babylon i'm a fuckin sellout i know.

offer 1
the deal: the three next issues of Maxim for £1 + free men's shavin pack
the catch: needs direct debit details and you've gotta cancel it within two weeks of your third issue
the wolf says: superb deal really. the shavin pack is worth over a tenner but i'm oriental so what can one do eh. no bloody use to me is it!

offer 2 (USA) or (UK)
the deal: absolutely no obligations -one issue Reader's Digest totally free of charge
the catch: it's one-time, one-off. so even if you give 1000 permutations of your first name, it's only one issue per household.
the wolf says: verified. got my copy yesterday.

offer 3
the deal: five dvd rentals for free
the catch: needs direct debit details and you've gotta cancel it within the 21-day time frame
the wolf says: wonderful deal if you just wanna see the top movies just out without buyin them

offer 4
the deal: two free packs of Kenco Caffè Crema pods (Light Roast and Decaffeinated)
the catch: only one request per household and it expires 16 july (soon!)
the wolf says: i ain't seen mine yet!

offer 5
the deal: this one's a bit of a niche-market interest but here's some fuckin top shelf literature on whitewater raftin, kayakin, bikin and other outdoor adventures in wales for free
the catch: none
the wolf says: if wales was any nearer this wouldda been of great use to me

offer 6
the deal: free magazine by muller
the catch: none
the wolf says: verified. some good literature on healthy livin and healthy eatin plus money-off coupons

offer 7
the deal: some annoyin glowsticks for free
the catch: needs e-mail authentication so they can spam you their bollocks legally till kingdom come
the wolf says: i bet i can flog these off ebay!

ciao.

p/s i am not liable for the subsequent spammin which may happen to your e-mail accounts. sign-up at your own peril.

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Word Of The Wolf today is hermitage \HUHR-muh-tij\,

noun:
1. The habitation of a hermit or group of hermits.
2. A monastery or abbey.
3. A secluded residence; a retreat; a hideaway.
4. [Capitalised] A palace in St. Petersburg, now an art museum.

"From my isolated hermitage I give my readers now the fruits of my excessive internet addiction."

or

"Your oath I will not trust, but go with speed
To some forlorn and naked hermitage,
Remote from all the pleasures of the world."
--Shakespeare, [3]Love's Labour's Lost

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Hermitage is from Old French hermitage, from heremite, "hermit," ultimately from Greek eremites, "dwelling in the desert," from eremia, "desert," from eremos, "solitary; desolate."